Music Note Aficionado Mugs

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Kultural K9's.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Elevator Music

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Violin Practise

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Glyndebourne

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Boombox

Sir Edward Elgar