Sick Day Expert Pillows

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"I forgot to call in dead."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Take ten days off work.'

'...And then, on my way to get a second opinion....'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'