Sick Day Warrior Gifts

flu bug

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Computer Room.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

Do not feed the clerks.

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

A spider meal prepping

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"I hope your day is going bad."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Wednesday wave.'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"