Climate Activist Gifts

Climate Change

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

We should wait and see if climate change is happening before we do anything

'I want to offset my carbon footprint Jenkins, cancel your holiday flights.'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Save the earth/Make Money.

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"Thank god there is a climate summit once a year! We are always really hungry."

#FridaysForFuture

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

G8 and the World.

"They're blaming us for global warming, y'know!"

"Sir, would you take this latest warning of ecological disaster and pooh-pooh it for me?"

The first person who talked about climate change...and the first person who didn't want to hear about it."

"Ice Age Deniers."

"Now go to your room and think about what you've done!"

"They're spending more money on conferences than on carbon capture!"

Extinction imminent

Detour: Hole in Ozone Ahead

"Somebody's got to do it."

"Our newsroom added a climate change desk."

"I was going to tie him down, but Extinction Rebellion had already glued him to the beach."

Intersectionality in Climate Justice

California Dreaming

Blinkered View of the World.

"The final act will be the Nero Fiddlers performing the Global Warming Concerto."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

'This is not the time to talk about climate legislation...this either.'

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

"They want to know whose original climate we're restoring it to."

'Moaning about the British weather doesn't make you a climate protester.'

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."