Climate Change Activist Gifts

"A tiny speck of hope!"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years.'

'Jerry looked into flood insurance but says it's too darned expensive,'

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

"I don't know how you stand it up here nowadays."

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"So much for buying a wind turbine and generating our own electricity."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Greenies, Climate, Pinheads

Igloo sales

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

US fossil fuel industry resurgence under Trump

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

Saving up for a rainy day.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

Yorkshire hitchhiker in a wetsuit

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Try and stay cool, Y'all

Eskimo Grandfathers

Your fence has been blown over by a celebrity named storm.

"After the Ice Age, there was the long, long, endless...slush age."

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

'We had brains the size of a walnut, what was your excuse?'

'Well, partner, it looks like the days of the wide open frozen tundra are gone.'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"Three big corks? That's it?"

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Global warming...Fake News!"

Midwest Floods

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"Climate change? That's about as likely as a meteorite..."

This site acquired for yet another housing development.