Pitching Coach Gifts

"There's your problem."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

The Giamatti era

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

'Balk!'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.