Pitching Coach Mugs

"There's your problem."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

The Giamatti era

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

'Balk!'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'