Hitting Coach Mugs

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Time Is Money

The trauma of losing.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Go! Means NOW!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Back to school.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'