Pitch King Gifts

Antoine Griezmann

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The Goalkeeper

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Wilfried Zaha

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Any questions?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Free Speech has heavy price.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

George Best

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You want to run that by me again?'