Pitch Perfect Pro Gifts

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Elevator Pitch

The Goalkeeper

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Football Crazy.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

Football Countdown.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'