"For the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory."
Pedant Admirer Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a pedant admirer? Our collection of humorous and thoughtful products features designs that highlight their meticulous nature and eye for detail. Whether they love to organize, check, or correct, our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints lets you celebrate their keen eye in a fun and charming way. Show them you appreciate their passion for precision with gifts that speak to their unique personality.
Baroque Peacock
Love
Espresso Martini Peacock
Prosecco Peacock
"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."
'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'
"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."
Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.
"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."
Giuseppe Verdi
Magician Playing Golf.
Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery
A Night In the Art Gallery
"There's a tell."
"This was his real breakthrough piece."
'Wow - My kind of man.'
"The last doggy bag."
'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.
Cocktails and Peacocks
"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."
Benchmark
Forrest Gander
'Doc, I can't shake the feeling that someone's watching me.'
Choirboy
'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'
Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'
"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."
"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"
Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.
"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."
"That's a plumage don't."
Pierre Bonnard.
Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!
Pedant Admirer Gifts Collection
Pedant Admirer Mugs
Explore our range of witty mugs perfect for a pedant admirer—think detailed jokes and precise designs that make morning routines special.
Pedant Admirer Pillows
Discover pillows designed for pedant admirers—adding humor and style to their cozy spaces with precise, charming prints.
Pedant Admirer Prints
Find art prints perfect for a pedant admirer—thoughtful designs that celebrate their love for accuracy and attention to detail.
Pedant Admirer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts that celebrate a pedant's love for details—fun, comfortable, and uniquely witty.