Pedant Admirer Pillows

"For the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory."

Baroque Peacock

Love

Espresso Martini Peacock

Prosecco Peacock

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Giuseppe Verdi

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Magician Playing Golf.

"There's a tell."

A Night In the Art Gallery

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"The last doggy bag."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

Forrest Gander

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Cocktails and Peacocks

Benchmark

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

Choirboy

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

"That's a plumage don't."

Pierre Bonnard.

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".