Pedant Admirer Pillows

"For the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory."

Baroque Peacock

Love

Espresso Martini Peacock

Prosecco Peacock

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Giuseppe Verdi

Magician Playing Golf.

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

A Night In the Art Gallery

"There's a tell."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"The last doggy bag."

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Cocktails and Peacocks

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Benchmark

Forrest Gander

'Doc, I can't shake the feeling that someone's watching me.'

Choirboy

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

"That's a plumage don't."

Pierre Bonnard.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!