Unconventional Admirer Pillows

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Love

Punk Reindeer

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"What a way to go."

Magician Playing Golf.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Meet The Ghostwriter

Zombie Christmas

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Lover

Cakeless.

Moby the Private Dick.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Clowns of the Baskervilles

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

A Ghost

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Bad Rhymes

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

Sorcery weapon