Paw Admirer Gifts

Living with a cataholic.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Fourth Little Pig

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

TSA Noah

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

'Jurassic Pork.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A little bird told me...

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"