Paw Enthusiast Gifts

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Pick me!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Polar bear bowling alley

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."