Paw Enthusiast Mugs

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Pick me!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"He's already getting attached to you."

Love Conquers All

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you get my tweet?"