Paws And Play Enthusiast Gifts

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

Haircuts

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

"Do that again, but cuter."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Little boy dragon

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"No not the puppy please"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

The Rolling Bones