Paws And Play Enthusiast Gifts

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

Haircuts

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Little boy dragon

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"No not the puppy please"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"