Paws And Claws Enthusiast Gifts

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Pick me!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

Puppy and Kitten.

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."