Paws And Claws Crew Gifts

Poo Bags

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Hush puppy.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Hollywood producer.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

Kingsley Amis

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'