Paws And Claws Crew Gifts

Poo Bags

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hush puppy.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

True Story Movie

Cat Lover's Leap.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

Kingsley Amis

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Puppy Love.