Paws And Claws Fan Gifts

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Watchdog

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Man returning Jaws to the video shop

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'Gimme a little kiss.'

Beware of cool cat.

The owl and the pussycat went to sea...with a lot of lager.

Poo Bags

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

Dyslexic Pandas

"Well it sounds like racial profiling to me, Buddy, but if you must know...I'm black, white and Asian."

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"OMG! Helen. . . I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

I hate bamboo.

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

Cat House

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."