Character Loving Crew Gifts

Kingsley Amis

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Cut!

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Local News in Heaven

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Sailor boy

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Sorry, it's packed with t.v crews doing links.' ( LONDON EYE )

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."