Character Loving Crew Gifts

Kingsley Amis

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Local News in Heaven

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Sailor boy

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'It means, like, stop filming...'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'Sorry, it's packed with t.v crews doing links.' ( LONDON EYE )

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."