Cartoon Appreciation Crew Gifts

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Why Cows Leave Home

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Touché"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

A Tumble Cow

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Penguin

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Shakespeare Quote

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Downsizing.