Cartoon Appreciation Crew Pillows

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

The Pink Bantha

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Why Cows Leave Home

"Touché"

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Penguin

A Tumble Cow

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

tRUMp, Pirate President

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Shakespeare Quote

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Downsizing.

Pea