Cartoon Appreciation Club Pillows

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The Pink Bantha

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Snoopy with Laptop

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Recalculating route..."