Art Appreciation Crew Gifts

"Great photo."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

Victor Hugo

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Projectile painting.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Misunderstood artist

Mikado

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Happy thoughts

Creation of Red Wine

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."