Stage Art Appreciator Gifts

Modern Major General

'They all want to play the star.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Stephen Fry

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'I'm a star!'

I Pagliacci

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

1,572 Performances.

Artist on the Beach

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"