Performance Art Appreciator Gifts

Question my integrity, $10.

Hamlet throws skull at noisy audience member on phone: 'Sorry about this, Yorick.'

'For tonight's performance, the actor in the role of Uncle Vanya will be phoning in his part.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Flamenco

Statue of Liberty with a Theatre Mask.

'He's not a normal human cannonball-he's heat seeking...'

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

'Not very traditional granted, but you have to admire their sense of theatre don't you?'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

Let's not tell him that being a ventriloquist isn't impressive these days.

"I got replaced by another clown"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Theatre Crowd

Senta jumps into the sea

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'