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Modern Major General

'They all want to play the star.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Misunderstood artist

"It's a play on words."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

1,572 Performances.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

I Pagliacci

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I'm a star!'