Theatrical Appreciator Gifts

Theatre Crowd

Victorian Lady

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Modern Major General

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Silly wig.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"I got replaced by another clown"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Doom & Gloom

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Don Giovanni

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Victorian Garden Romance

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'A Bird of Paridise' - A head-dress in 1780

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!