Theatrical Appreciator Mugs

Theatre Crowd

Victorian Lady

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Silly wig.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I got replaced by another clown"

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Doom & Gloom

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Flamenco

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'A Bird of Paridise' - A head-dress in 1780

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

Don Giovanni