Theatrics Appreciator Gifts

Tearful man getting off train "Goodbye, you've all meant so much to me!"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Final words on gravestones.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"I got replaced by another clown"

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Nikolai Gogol

Doom & Gloom

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

Oscar Victory

Flamenco

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

"I just love your use of lying"

Little Dorrit - The Pensioner Entertainment

'He's not a normal human cannonball-he's heat seeking...'

Don Giovanni