Character Lover Gifts

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Lady of the bath...

Silence of the Chickens...

Here be dragons.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Film Star Robert de Niro

Zorro as a child.

Marley had a little lamb

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Sailor boy

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

William Tell's Other Four Children