Character Lover Pillows

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Silence of the Chickens...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Sailor boy

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.