Charisma Lover Gifts

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Changing Minds

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Marley had a little lamb

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

Pottery Slam

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Clive James

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

"There goes your knighthood."

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

'Oh, sure... He LOOKS tough, but he can't hold his drink.'

Lady talking to artist at a party

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

Punch Initials- S

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

Prince