Charisma Fan Gifts

Barack Obama

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Changing Minds

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Victor Hugo

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Clive James

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Cat.

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

Barak Obama.

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'