Charisma Admirer Gifts

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

Wotan with eye patch

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Seals on Wheels

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

You've got to admire his spunk.

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

Naomi Osaka

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

Clive James

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

Vampire

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

My Name is Lucky.

"Awww....that's really sweet of you, considering you're the kind of cat who wouldn't normally give a rats arse!"

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

Just chillin...

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.

Randy, what cologne do you wear? Sorry, little buddy. That's a state secret. I've signed an oath not to divulge it, because in the wrong hands it could wreak havoc. Would-be dictators could use it to boost their charisma by a factor of 300. What's in it. A mixture of my natural musk, sunshine and desire.