Charisma Enthusiast Gifts

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

'He does possess a certain indefinable quantity.'

The Snake Charmer

"All he has to offer is mindless blather. But from him, it sounds good."

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Animal Magnetism

reincarnated worm...

Changing Minds

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Swing me with your words."

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'Big Issue...'

Marathon costume

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Profiles in Courage

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Your karma will catch up with you!