Karma Enthusiast Gifts

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'It's a matter of semantics. What you call a hunting accident, we call Karma...'

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

"Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?"

You boys still owe me the rent from last month.

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"Check the exipration date. Make sure it hasn't gone bad."

"That's karma for you! He was once my dog."

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

The ultimate punishment for parcel delivery men who didn't even attempt to ring the doorbell.

At the poetic justice fair.

Hall of Just Deserts

"You got the wrong dude...I just stole his identity."

"That's the last time you make fun of my big T.V."

reincarnated worm...

"I can get you most of his assets but there will be a surcharge for the bad Karma."

Your karma will catch up with you!

Hunter and bull

'Call it your just desserts for being a dirty old man!'

'Hi! I just moved to the next mountain - may I borrow a cup of Karma?'

'If it's really true that 'it all evens out in the end', we should be looking forward to a very prosperous old age.'

'I guess what goes around - comes around.'

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Dog barks at a pile of fruit causing it to fall on his head.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard