Karma Seeker Gifts

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

reincarnated worm...

Warrior Woman

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"See how it feels"

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Canary Heaven...

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Monkey casino study.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.