Karma Enthusiasts Gifts

Revenge of the Watermelons.

'I started to eat the beef, then suddenly the karma attacked me!'

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Bank Robbery Statistics

At the poetic justice fair.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"I hate when this happens."

Psychiatry visit.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

Billy's clean room.

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

Persons of Faith

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.