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Revenge of the Watermelons.

'I started to eat the beef, then suddenly the karma attacked me!'

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

At the poetic justice fair.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"I hate when this happens."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Canary Heaven...

Psychiatry visit.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

Billy's clean room.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Persons of Faith

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'