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Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

At the poetic justice fair.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Psychiatry visit.

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Canary Heaven...

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

Your karma will catch up with you!

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Persons of Faith

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Try one ? they're malicious."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'