Karma Contemplators Pillows

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

At the poetic justice fair.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Psychiatry visit.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Persons of Faith

Your karma will catch up with you!

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'