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'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

reincarnated worm...

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Great, now we're lost."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

At the poetic justice fair.

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Third eye

Your karma will catch up with you!

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

I love Yoga

Revenge of the Watermelons.

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"