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'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

'The government wants to know why you have stopped paying taxes, Mr. Wilson.'

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Travelling

'The Burrito King.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Blue Stockings

Introducing Piza Island.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

I love the Shard

'Check out the old dude.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Desert Island Mishap