Kingdom Chronicles Explorer T-Shirts

'You don't get all bent out of shape when LADY GODIVA does it!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Warrior Woman

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

Baby rocks!

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

I love the Shard

'Check out the old dude.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Desert Island Mishap

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.