Kingdom Wanderer T-Shirts

"The clerk will call the roll."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Now that's an afro!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Pigeon Little

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The Burrito King.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"It is we."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Easter Island Shades...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I screwed up royally!'

Coronavirus world

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City