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"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

'I TOLD you we should run it by legal first!'

'I just hope that my life inspires young people to believe in their own ridiculously overdeveloped sense of entitlement!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'King who?'

King Richard III

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

'You think it's EASY being a buffer state?'

'Let's see.... oh, dang! - 'Conquer Bosnia-Herzegovina'!'

'Try to see things from my point of view.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

"Highness. Majesty. Sovereign. Liege. Monarch. I think I like sovereign best."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'He's very happy with his new nerf crown.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Egomaniacs Anonymous.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

King's in/out boxes read: Power To Tax and Power to Destroy.

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

'Oh, he never worries about assassination -- he can sidestep anything.'

'Kings HAVE to be confrontational!'

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

'As far as I'm concerned, you're ALWAYS incognito!'

"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"

In/Out

King.

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"It's 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I screwed up royally!'

"His royally down-to-earth Highness will see you now."

"Have you heard anything from the throne-repair people yet?"

"Another mail-in ballot, my lord. Shall I place it with the others?"