Royal Dreamer T-Shirts

'According to this genealogy website, I'm 60,765228th in line to the throne!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

'Try to think about something else.'

"Prince Rupert wants an imaginary friend. So go find him one."

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

He kept up his guitar practise...

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Mr. Right!"

Bubbly

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Little Princess.

"It is we."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Painting taking root...

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."