Queen Dreamer T-Shirts

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"It is we."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Little Princess.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I screwed up royally!'

Sleeping Beauty

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Define fair."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'